Wednesday, June 3, 2009

ahahaha.weirdweird.

i just retranslated my recent blogpost and found out that my words are all scrambled and weirdly translated.so if you translate it and have no idea what i'm talking about.well,thats your problem.
thank you:)

Have we reached our decision?

Here's "Part of the list" by Ne-yo in Italian.woots.

Stile di capelli
Forma dei vostri occhi e il naso
Il modo in cui si stare ..
Come se si vede, fino alla mia anima
La sua mano sinistra e la strada
Questo non è abbastanza grande come il vostro diritto
Il modo in cui si stanno nello specchio ..
Prima di uscire di notte
Un tempo tranquillo ... bella la vostra mente ..
Sono una parte della lista
Cose che mi manchi ...
Cose come il tuo, poco divertente ridere
Il modo in cui si sorriso o il modo in cui un bacio
Quello che ho notato è questa ..
Io vengo con
Qualcosa di nuovo, ogni volta
Che io ricordi, una
Il modo in cui si dolce odore
Indugia quando si lascia una stanza (si lascia una stanza)
Storie di raccontare come abbiamo laici
A letto tutto il pomeriggio (tutto il pomeriggio)
Ho sognato ora ogni notte
Nella mia mente è quando ci incontriamo (nella mia mente è dove ci incontriamo)
E quando mi sveglio
Staring a immagini di dormite
Toccando il tuo volto .... invadendo lo spazio che si
Sono una parte della lista
Cose che mi manchi ...
Cose come il tuo, poco divertente ridere
Il modo in cui si sorriso o il modo in cui un bacio
Quello che ho notato è questa ..
Io vengo con
Qualcosa di nuovo, ogni volta
Che io ricordi, una
E potrai vivere nel mio ...
Memorie, sempre più
Giuro
E potrai vivere nel mio ...
Memorie, sempre più
Giuro Sono una parte della lista
Cose che mi manchi ...
Cose come il tuo, poco divertente ridere
Il modo in cui si sorriso o il modo in cui un bacio
Quello che ho notato è questa ..
Io vengo con
Qualcosa di nuovo, ogni volta
Che io ricordi, una

Now i shall continue my blog in Korean.

오늘 아침에 내가 읽어 김치에서 SMS로 인사를했다
"아, 어서 자기야, 부끄러워하지 luh.Lover 다음 연인 luh."
그녀는 나를 위해 오전 6시 55분에서 지금은 오후 5시 45분하지만 난 여전히 대답하지 않은가 Sian 내 lover.gah.i 너무 날이야 지금 애거 음 .. 사실은 .. 느낌이라는 그녀의 오른쪽 her.hah.serves 보냈 난 아무 생각으로 채워졌다 대부분 너무나 core.nyet.today alot.to하지만 그녀는 내 인생 최악의 물건 만들기의 pitt.cos 부분에서 자신 angry.at 기분이 너무했다 boring.it 비명과 쓰레기. 나는 당신을 내 아기 동생의 ass.sigh.so에서 이렇게 bored.tomorrow 거기 band.WOOHOO.well 사실, 안 woohoo 평가 (않았다 바로 맞춤법?)과 물건의 왜냐하면 내 젊은 자매와 쓰레기 누구를 불러 두 지독한 바보에서 비명 그리고 난 그렇게 사게 내 폴로 부품 및 stuff.damn irecommend.i 그럼, 내가해야 go.dinners 기다리고 irecommend.it sucks.gah.anyways하지 않는 것이 좋습니다 확실하지 않아요.

작별 내 좋은 사람 :)

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Kadevulae

This is a song dedicated to the unlovely BFA:
She's the girlfriend of Martin(x2)
But i wont give a shit cos she's just a total bitch
And her cheeks are so damn fat
Like a monkey with a hat
And i feel like ripping her 'stash off...
Ohhh...
Kill her,kill her
She's just so useless
Kill her,kill her
The world is dying
Kill her,kill her
Cos she's so damn fat
Kill her,kill her
Let's whack her with a bat
Oh,the world is dying cos she's just so fat!

today at school kinda sucked and kinda rocked.so kimchi was in 165 this morning.and i didnt really expect her to be there cos she's kind of an early bird but i guess not today.during band,ms chong called me by name.woots.which is quite unexpected.i thought she didnt know me at all.like i'm some single-celled organism slithering about on the face of this earth.so..yeahh.i was kinda lost when she was talking to me about tambourines and stands and sitting down and gosh,i was humiliated cos everyone laughed at me for being so clueless and stupid.thank god i didnt cry.hah.as if i'll cry.i'm strong and i can go through this tough shit.so then after band,i met up with girl version of the pittmeister,ah sian and zee and it was..awkward,weird,nyet-ish.aish.i dont want to talk about the crap that happened after the maths shit briefing,which didnt seem like a briefing cos everyone was just checking out their fbs and msns and stuff,cos that was the suckish part.so..yeahh.i'm gonna go now.gonna find some lemons to suck.

goodbye,have a nice day and f*ck life.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Love Lockdown

"The heart wants what the heart wants but what do you want?"

This was the question i was left with by some fellow i met 11 days ago.sigh.gahh..the two unoffficial love birds have wasted 4 mins plus of my time,blabbering shit and stuff.AISH.my sister is so effin irritating.sigh.i forgot what i wanted to talk about.ah yes.love lockdown's.i'm sure you all have heard of love triangles.i hate them love triangles.they are so complicated and stupid and pointless.and now the problem is,i'm in one.which sucks.completely.i just cried my "big fat eyeballs"(quoted by the jobros) out.so..yeahh.i'm so pissed.i've been in tons of love triangles before but this is the worst i've ever been in cos one of my bestfriends is in it too.its so weird.but the thing is,both of us arent exactly fighting or anything.oots.some random person just poked me in fb and i have no idea who he/she is.back to what i was talking about.we're not fighting or anything but i,ms jealous,as usual is feeling quite peakish.i feel like i'm on the verge of ripping out my own heart.ow.you know,i've got this gut feeling that both of them are gonna run off to some isolated island while i am left alone here in this hell hole.they just seem so perfect for each other.they've got this connection that i dont have.gahh..tears are welling up in my eyes again.sigh.i need to go grocery shopping.for anti-depressants(depressents?).

ciao fellow human beings.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

"Thinking of you"

Monday:
gahh...in 105 right now,staring at some small tiny kiddo standing right next to the empty seat next to mine.12.04 seconds ago,i moved my arse so that this poor little kiddo could down but he still hasnt.i hate it when people dont accept your kindness.you're trying to be an angel for a change and the person will be all snobbish and shit eventhough deep down they're really screaming at the top of their lungs for help.ugh.nyet.missed a stop.gtg.
I'm back.now where were we?ah yes.snobbish assholes.they irritate me like hell.they're like struggling to carry a groudon(the heaviest pokemon.ahahahah.)disguised as a schoolbag and there's is a seat right in front of them.why cant they bloody just sit down?!its not hard.you just lift your bum onto the seat then poof,you're down.nyet.reached sekolah ready.seeya.

Results:
Lit-A(one more bloody mark to double A)
Ma-B(no comment.)
Ih-C(unbelievable.i practically slept through the whole paper)
He-C(nyet.unimportante)
Ml-F(hahaha.can you believe it?20/100.actually,yes it is believable but...yeah)
Sci-A(distinction.whoopee goldberg(?))
Eng-C(total disappointment)

Today:
to be continued...

Sunday, May 24, 2009

topic of the day: Disappointment

here's what the book says about disappointment...
"When times are good,be happy;
but when times are bad,consider:
God has made the one
as well as the other." -Ecclesiastes 7:1

today,i was kinda disappointed cos i spent all my bloody time this morning trying to smell and look my best cos there was this guy and ...you dont have to the rest.so anyways,in the end,he didnt even come to church so i hit myself on the head(really hard) till it bled a little tinsy-winsy bit.so..yeah.i was pissed with myself for being so blinded by love(?).argh.so nervy right now cos tom is the day when i'm gonna get my moe results(!!!).sigh.i've got the feeling that i'm gonna fail ih and malay(as usual,so no worries).the rest should be alrighty but i cant be too sure otherwise i'll stab myself in the heart if i do.fail.which will suck.alot.i cant be too sure like the fella who was very sure since the day he was born that he wasnt gonna lose his beloved fingers but in the end,he did.i feel sad for him.actually,no i dont.he deserved it.for being so vain and showing off his gorgey porgey fingers to the world like some vainey painey in the arsey.sigh.i hate vainey people.like that bitch in my class.YUCK.sigh.i dont know why but i have the sudden craving for mango orange juice.that juice drink thingy i drank at zee's place.it was rad and ical.loved it.loved it.but it kinda looked like the pee of some person who has kencing manis(diabetes,for those of you who dont understand simple malay disease wordies).sigh.why on earth do i keep on sighing?sigh.i dont have anything else to say,ohwait.i'm bored.sigh.gonna go find someone to poke now.ciao,amigos.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

my first post

hi.before i begin,i would like to start with a random story(if thats what you want to call it).

"Giddy.Giddy.Balmy Mood"
I don't recall any other place other than the projectorpalace fiddling about these plausibly serene but distinctly impish mugthat moulds itself onto the essentials of the human head. Yup, I'mtalking of the "front of the head from the top of the forehead to thebase of the chin and from ear to ear" of the average lover.Now, it's quite pleasurable to sink in your allottedcushion and soak in the ardent chumpy looks portrayed on the screen anduse it to make yourself a hit at one of those parties that you walk intowithout being uninvited. It came as quite a shock to me to realize, thescreen though silver, the setting didn't seem to go with it (no slimyfinger, no popcorn breath that doth linger). So then, when the showerfinally brought me to the complete faculty of my senses, this parasiteof a facial discrimination was dancing on the misty looking glass -which is logically equivalent to the index of my mind.Ya ya, you can't stand people coming up to you and making amess of the place splotching about all their gooey love tales.Then,permission to use a pun, please sit down.So, if you come across a sulky character with lips droppingfrom the respective parent jaws and the map above the brows make a nicepiece of abstract art, with the eyes gone forlorn looking over yourshoulder & a possible tongue that makes it rounds under the aforesaiddroopy labium; while all this, of course, was quite incomprehensible toyou till, the being bumped into you while you were contemplating ways ofgetting out of its way, as it would have been pushing through with itshead hanging low; you'd definitely have met my evil twin (my bonnyantonym!) with the weight of his head on his shoulders and a downbeatfacade to sport.For Darling, *me* of all merry things on God's colouredearth, you wouldn't meet on land, I've these clipped wings you see, Isort of flutter about the place. Love is a much heady thing, sigh...Statutory Warning: You are entering unchartered territory, stickyterritory. Yes, it's wet, its icky. It is found to be contagious, soproceed with caution. Please remove any blindfolds that you may bewearing and watch where you step for you may be sloshed with adisagreeable amount of sap. (er... should this have come at the top?)

so..yeahh.that was the not-so-wonderful story that i began with.i stopped blogging like,ages ago cos i got bored and stuff cos like i had to keep on updating and all whenever some old bloke comes up to me in school,points to me and says,"Hey you." and then i'd be like,"What?" and then he'd just poke me and scuttle away(sideways,mind you) like a crab.people from my school are weird like that.anyways,life's kind of a drag nowadays cos its the hols and people just like call up one another and plan.which is boring.come on,people.planning?to go out?why cant you just stay at home and rot your awesome minds with telly crap?its a load more cheaper other than the fact that your rents pay for the tv subscription(?) and all but c'mon,it aint your money so spend!the world is your oyster.sigh.i dont exactly like oyster cos its all gooey and stuff but,what the heck.whatever's edible is eatable.so..yeahh.sigh.i'm talkin shit again.ohwells.anyways,will be back soon,people.gotta go fishin' for some bored bloke so i can bother him.WOOTS.